Bikini Bloodbath Carwash is the 'Anticipated' Sequel to the B-Horror Film Bikini Bloodbath.

Bikini Bloodbath Carwash was indeed produced... but for the life of me, I can’t figure out why.

Watch the Bikini Bloodbath Carwash Horror Movie Trailer!

Release: October 28, 2008 (U.S. DVD)
Written and Directed by: Jonathan Gorman and Thomas Edward Seymour

Starring:
Debbie Rochon as Mrs. Johnson
Rachael Robbins as Jenny
Sheri Toczko as Lucy
Phil Hall as Professor Shipwreck
Thomas Edward Seymour as Gil

Debbie Rochon is back as Coach Johnson in this sequel to the 2006 low budget and largely pointless film Bikini Bloodbath, Bikini Bloodbath Carwash. “But wait”, you say, “Coach Johnson died in the original BBB pretty close to the beginning of the film! How could she be back in the sequel?” Well friends, luckily Indie Movie Magic renders all limitations irrelevant, including death.

Coach Johnson is back, this time in a major role in Bikini Bloodbath Carwash. High school graduation has passed and the lovely coeds are now working for the coach at her Bikini Carwash. They wiggle and writhe themselves big tips as they polish hubcaps and buff fenders. Ain’t America grand.

Unfortunately some of the girls resurrect the evil killer “Chef Death” while playing with a Ouija Board… and on the big night of Coach Johnson’s party! Oh, the mayhem that will ensue.

Somehow this sequel to the largely pointless original Bikini Bloodbath is even more pointless. Plenty of bikini-clad lovelies getting soapy, sure, but still the question that begs an answer is “why?”

There is a bright spot in this car washing goofiness from hell, and that is Debbie Rochon. I cannot speak for the woman, of course, but my impression is that she doesn’t really care what movie she does as long as she continues to work and make a living in her chosen profession. In this film she really goes all out, not just as the lesbian P.E. teacher (as in the first film) but rather as a hard-core dyke that orders her women around and barks commands to her “bitches” to bring her beers and such. They all, of course, comply with a cheerful smile.

I have become quite a fan of Debbie Rochon over the years, mainly because she doesn’t really give a crap about the quality of the movie she’s working in. She just does what she does without hesitation and devoid of self-consciousness in every case, making her one hell of a woman and incredibly fun to watch. I think I love her. So, Bikini Bloodbath Carwash works well for one who is inflicted by Rochon mania. There are times when you will have to suffer through scenes in which Rochon does not appear, but they pass soon enough.

The entirely un-athletic football players appear in this sequel as they did in the original, but this time it’s a little more hard-core. The fat guy actually tries to consummate his man-crush on the quarterback with a little oral stimulation in the hot tub, and that crosses the line. Fortunately the hefty blow-job boy becomes the main ingredient in hot tub stew when The Chef gets a hold of him so all ends well.

Watch this film if you like Debbie Rochon and would like to support movies that she appears in. Other than that, I can’t think of one good reason.